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It’s often a challenge to figure out how “alpha” a guy actually is, and so in such cases, one is forced to resort to secondary indicators of a human being’s true worthiness to the title of “man.” Here are some ways to find out whether a guy is really as manly as he claims:

manly mixed drinks – What does he drink at the bar, or around his friends? If he’s throwing back drinks like Strawberry Daiquiris, Pina Coladas and Cosmopolitans ad nauseam, then he’s probably not the man you think he his. Look for a man who drinks whiskey and rum-based cocktails.

Throw a punch – Say something to annoy him. Maybe something negative about his mother. When he hits you, look for HOW he actually hits you. Does he look like he knows how to handle his fist, or does he let out a girly gasp when he launches it at you?

Just a couple of ideas!

Sometimes my older brother tries to convince me that zombies are real. But I do not believe in zombies and I refuse to let him scare me. I know that is all he is trying to do. He is just trying to make me afraid of zombies so that I will not turn the lights off when I go to bed at night. He thinks that it is funny when I have nightmares or when I get scared in the shower. She also tries to rile me up so that he can sneak up on me more easily or pull practical jokes. I bet if he convinced me that zombies were real, we dress up like a zombie and then hide in my closet and jump out at me. I’m getting older now they’ll and I think it is going to get harder for him to play these kinds of jokes on me. Plus they were never funny and he always got in trouble for them if I told my parents.